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CREEPYPASTA STORIES PART 4

 Ella, a 30-year-old nurse, takes up a temporary job at an isolated location to care for an elderly woman. Strange occurrences begin to unfold as Ella discovers that the woman was once part of a cult that worshipped evil spirits. As Ella delves deeper into the woman's past, she starts to experience bizarre sightings and unsettling whispers in the dead of night. Haunted by the malevolent presence of the cult's spirits, Ella seeks answers from the locals who reveal the horrifying truth - the cult's rituals involved sacrificing innocent souls to gain immortality. As Ella unravels the sinister secrets, she realizes that the spirits are after her soul next. Just when Ella is on the brink of despair, she uncovers a hidden chamber beneath the house where the cult used to perform their rituals. In a heart-stopping twist, Ella finds a way to appease the spirits by performing a ritual of her own - offering her own life in exchange for the release of the tormented souls. As the spirit...

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   Short Jokes That Are Funny 1. What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games. 2. What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe! 3. Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back. 4. What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee! Canva/Parade 5. What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. 6. What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip. 7. How does the  ocean  say hi? It waves! 8. What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates. 9. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed. 10. Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner? Because he thought he couldn’t use his hands. 11. Name the kind of tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree! 12. What do  birds  give out on  Halloween ? Tweets. Related:  Funny Math Jokes 13. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield. 14. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A bowl full of mice-cream....